Train and Tame

Editorial Don't bother

Train and Tame is a kinetic visual novel—essentially a slideshow with minimal interactivity—about a personal trainer seducing wealthy gym clients. Community consensus is overwhelmingly negative on value: reviewers consistently report the game takes 10–15 minutes to complete, contains no real choice branching (the store page falsely claims decisions "shape the story"), and feels like unfinished proof-of-concept. The visuals and audio are decent to good, and some players genuinely enjoyed the explicit scenes and 3D art quality; however, the threadbare narrative, nonsensical mini-games with no instructions, and placeholder-level dialogue ("My name is and I'm a personal trainer") undermine any creative merit. A small group of 5-star reviews praise it as a low-commitment aesthetic experience, but they are vastly outnumbered by 1-star complaints about false advertising, excessive price for the content, and core gameplay deception. The game is technically stable and runs without crashes.