They Say He Cums A Lot

A cryptocurrency-themed adult clicker game that parodies token speculation. Players rapidly click to fill a meter within a 25-second round, triggering ejaculation sequences that generate virtual currency ($SMN tokens). The core loop involves choosing between securing profits or holding gains through volatile "market events" determined by slot randomization, with options to apply leverage multipliers for higher risk/reward. Success increases "semen level" as players accumulate currency across multiple rounds.