Simbro: ResErection

Editorial Meh

Simbro: ResErection is a remake of the beloved Flash-era brothel-management game, and the core concept — running a seedy establishment, managing staff, and growing your operation — still holds appeal for fans of the original. Visually, the remake is a step up, and a handful of players have responded warmly to seeing the IP given new life. However, the overwhelming consensus is that the game has been in near-stagnant early access for close to three years, with content that represents only a small fraction of what the original offered: critical mechanics like bank interactions, bar events, meaningful combat seduction, and many sex scenes are missing or non-functional, and the Spanish localization reportedly crashes the game. Crashes and freezes are reported frequently across the review history, not as isolated incidents. The bigger concern is abandonment. The most recent reviews note that the developer has been silent since early 2026, updates halted around mid-2025, and Patreon charges continued regardless — leading many buyers to call it outright fraud. Several reviewers explicitly recommend playing the original Flash version instead, noting it has more content despite being officially dead. Until there is a credible sign of resumed development, spending money on this title is a significant gamble.