Goblins Must Fuck

Editorial Has potential

Goblins Must Fuck is an early-access tower-defence roguelike (v0.03) with a deliberately risqué premise: play as a male goblin, defeat female enemies in combat, and claim victory animations as reward. The core mechanic—choosing between risky finishing moves (which heal and grant bonuses) or safe skips—shows genuine design ambition and has earned cautious interest from a niche audience hungry for male-protagonist adult games. However, the build is rough around the edges: controls are clunky, animations are drawn-out (intentionally, but frustratingly so in practice), the UI is hard to read, enemy collision detection is unfair, and basic features like the menu button fail intermittently. The developer is responsive, transparent about using temporary AI assets as placeholders, and actively fixing reported bugs—a good sign for a solo project rushed out before a busy week. If you value the concept and can tolerate an unpolished alpha, there's promise here; if you need a finished, stable game right now, wait for the next update.